Here we go again...why are billionaires using the general public like pawns in their stupid personal catfights? More importantly, why are billionaires in control of our democracy?

Solution: This hat. Also, we should probably send them all to Mars.

20% of proceeds goes to whatever climate crisis is happening right now, as always.
 
This time, donations are going to Canadian Wildfire Relief efforts via the Red Cross. The Canadian government is also matching all donations, so get your orders in ASAP!