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Fuck Mars.
Save Earth.

20% of every purchase will be donated to non-profit community relief efforts for whichever climate disaster is currently impacting the world.

The Fuck Mars dad hat is an iconic statement piece for anyone who is freaked out about climate change and/or is pretty fucking annoyed by billionaires who continue to send questionably-shaped rockets into space instead of trying to fix the dang problems we have on Earth!


Feel free to grab an extra hat or two while you're at it. Your pals will love you for it.


A portion of the proceeds (20%) is donated to support those affected by whatever climate crisis is currently occurring in the world...because we all know there's gonna be one.

The official Fuck Mars hat

Ships by December 2023
  • World Central Kitchen, Acapulco Relief Team – WCK is first to the frontlines, providing meals in response to humanitarian, climate, and community crises. By partnering with organizations on the ground and activating a network of local restaurants, food trucks, or emergency kitchens, WCK serves comforting meals to survivors of disasters quickly and effectively.

    WCK was founded by Chef José Andres in 2010 and has provided over 300 million fresh meals in frontline communities of the climate crisis.

    On October 28th, Acapulco, Mexico was hit by a record-breaking Category 5 hurricane that has left a tragic path of loss in its wake. Residents were left with little time to prepare as it quickly intensified closer to landfall. With the heavy rains continuing in the mountainous regions of Mexico, flash floods are expected to cause greater damages and make relief efforts even more challenging.

    20% of proceeds will be donated to support rapid relief, recovery and stabilization efforts, as well as investments in climate resiliency focusing on social equity.

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